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In this issue...
It seems that the negotiations were all held in a special office
supplied by Disney.
Into this office, subliminal messages were broadcast, to the haunting
tune of the song sung by the character Kaa in the movie _The Jungle
Book_.
We have gotten the text of those messages, and have reproduced them
below:
If you are wondering what the FDC is, you may want to check out last
month's issue (see the trailing matter of this newsletter for sites
that archive this newsletter).
In a nutshell, there is a growing group of normal
"[THAThas
everyday people that have dreams of working for the Disney company in
one capacity or another.
The FDC was founded to allow such people an opportunity to pretend
that they do work for "the Big D" in some capacity or another.
Most of the more recent "jobs" in the FDC are that of character
walkarounds, who assume the role of their character quite literally
in correspondence on rec.arts.disney.
Once again, DIS' 'n' DAT has asked some of the more prolific and versatile
members of the FDC to tell the world just who they are and how they
came to rec.arts.disney in the first place.
Their responses, slightly edited, follow:
Greetings and welcome to the First Annual FDC Honors.
I started organizing the FDC Honors back in March after I noticed one
day that some people really contribute greatly to the Future Disney
Cabinet and to the USENET Newsgroup "rec.arts.disney."
These people contribute a great amount of their time to furthering
everyone's knowledge of Disney, and help us appreciate the fun that
Disney represents.
The FDC Honors are a representation of who the readers of rec.arts.disney think
go above and beyond the call of duty for a member of the FDC.
A poll was run on rec.arts.disney, and the readers sent their votes in to me, to
say who they thought was the most Disney of the bunch.
This year there were three basic categories,
The first of which was "Rookie of the Year."
The Rookie of the Year award is given to a new FDC Member from the
past year, who their fellow FDC Members feel has the most potential of
being a major force in the creativity of the FDC.
The two other categories are "The FDC Man of the Year" and "The
FDC Woman of the Year."
The winners of these categories are those people the their fellow FDC
Members felt contribute the most in quality and creativity to rec.arts.disney.
And now, without further ado, I present The First Annual Future Disney
Cabinet Honors:
It is my great honor to present the Future Disney Cabinet Rookie of the Year
award to Carol Koster.
Carol recently joined the Future Disney Cabinet, and took the position
of the FDC Walk-Around Minnie Mouse.
During that time, Carol has presented us with a large quantity of
articles describing new projects that the Disney company is
undertaking, as well as witty and entertaining articles about Disney.
Carol has been a beacon on rec.arts.disney, as bright as the second star to the
right, and leading us to a Never-Neverland, where we will never grow
up.
She represents the fun, and the innocence that the legacy of Walter
Elias Disney has come to represent.
The Future Disney Cabinet is proud to present the 1994 Special Achievement
Award to David Cuthbert <dacut@caltech.edu>, the Official FDC
Registrar.
Thanks to David's enormous efforts, the FDC has an official registry
that helps the FDC to operate and survive.
His work has greatly aided FDC Members, both new and old, with
applying for FDC positions.
The Future Disney Cabinet would like to thank David from the bottom of
our hearts.
As herald of the Fantasy in the Sky fireworks above the Disney
Castles, Tinker Bell regularly encounters extraordinary magic in the
Disney nighttime sky.
Anyone who has enjoyed the opportunity of viewing Disney fireworks
must agree when I say that each colorful burst of light and music
heightens the magical experience.
Man, woman, and child, forgetting their tired feet and countless
minutes in queue, recall the adventure and delight of a day spent in
the parks.
Memories of their favorite Disney films and stories come to mind.
The words of Disney inspiration remind them that their every wish and
dream can come true when they wish upon a star and believe in
themselves.
Today I have the honor of presenting the FDC Man of the Year Award.
Our honoree soars with spirit, entrancing rec.arts.disney readers with his
creativity, light-hearted wit, and Disney imagination.
When I started reading rec.arts.disney, a spry little pixie immediately noticed
that, like the fireworks, each virtual burst of his magic surpasses
the last.
People everywhere can retreat to the company of their fellow Disney
fans on rec.arts.disney, leaving their tired souls behind to recall their own
favorite Disney memories as they enter a whole new world - a world
peopled with ducks, and cats, and bears, and mice... and carpets.
Geoff Thomas, our very own FDC Magic Carpet, invariably twists and
loops his way into the affections and admiration of rec.arts.disney readers
everywhere.
His genuinely motivated goal to share his appreciation for the Disney
Spirit makes the FDC and rec.arts.disney a pleasurable way to share in
the same Disney Creativity that brought a carpet to life.
As FDC Simba, Geoff has enlivened a little cub we don't yet know -
and I can't say that FDC Members will be able to see "The Lion
King" without thinking of the little Simba that scampers about the
net.
Amazingly enough, Geoff has _never_ visited a Disney Theme Park.
While many of rec.arts.disney readers enjoy the luxury of visiting/working at
the Parks, even if it is on the very rarest of occasions, Geoff
eagerly plans his _first_ opportunity to live the Disney Magic at the
locations Walt specifically set aside for Disney fans everywhere.
In the meantime, he generates his own Pixie Dust from within his own
spirit... his Disney inspiration comes from music, from video, and
(as I'm sure Geoff would agree) from the experiences he shares with
the people on rec.arts.disney.
It is with greatest pleasure that I am able to present the FDC Man of
the Year Award to Geoff Thomas, FDC Magic Carpet, FDC <mew>around
Simba, and FDC "Yaaahh"around Kermit the Frog.
This pixie shares in the sincere applause extended by all FDC Members
and rec.arts.disney readers that celebrates your pyrotechnic contributions to
the Disney Magic we enjoy in the FDC.
It's my pleasure and privilege to announce the first FDC Woman of the
Year award, as it goes to none other than <drum roll> our own FDC
Walkaround Belle, Amberle Ferrian!
Regular readers of rec.arts.disney probably won't be too surprised by this
award, since Amberle is a prolific contributor to our (formerly quiet)
newsgroup.
But what makes her posts such an enjoyable part of rec.arts.disney isn't their
quantity, but instead the various qualities she shares with her
namesake that she displays in those articles.
Like Belle, Amberle has a quick and lively wit - although you're
probably wondering if Belle would ever come up with anything like the
wonderfully demented "Bobbitt John."
That, of course, is one of her wickedly funny song parodies that she
periodically unleashes on the net, which have ranged from "Hell"
to "Slick Willie" and even "Catch A Toon," which she wrote to
go along with my drawing "Beauty and the Beach."
Besides that, she's one of the main perpetrators behind the ongoing
aquatic anarchy of the rec.arts.disney Water Wars.
But in addition to being the queen of mirth and mayhem, she's a source
of useful Disney information (like Belle, she's an omnivorous reader),
and at times her posts will be thoughtful and serious, too.
There's another contribution that Amberle makes to rec.arts.disney, and that's
her role as the distribution arm of "Ito Galleries, Inc."
Amberle's the one who scans the pictures in, writes the humorous
descriptions, and posts them to the net - and lately I've also been
sending her copies of my rough sketches, because I've found her
comments to be very helpful.
So, I'd like to take this opportunity to say `thank you' to Amberle,
since there really wouldn't be an "Ito Galleries, Inc." without
her.
So, to our first FDC Woman of the Year: Congratulations, Amberle!
And thus ends The First Annual Future Disney Cabinet Honors.
Congratulations to all of the winners!
I would like to give my sincere thanks to Bob Ito and Margeret
Gerberi for their contributions, Larry Gensch for publishing the
results in DIS' 'n' DAT, and everyone who participated in the voting, for
without you, there would be no FDC Honors.
Of course, no team really likes to admit defeat.
As a public service to those brave team members, we now present:
Here at the Disney Studios Ink and Paint Department, our talented janitors
have meticulously salvaged a *very limited* number of unused original blank
production cels.
Many of these date back more than half-a-century.
These blank cels are being offered to the readers of DIS' 'n' DAT beautifully
framed with a certificate of authenticity.
Because each blank cel is unique, yours may be slightly different from
those which you are familiar with.
However, all faithfully represent the minimalist artistic talents
which are prized by collectors and art museums around the world.
Moreover, it has the Disney name on it which is worth at least the
price we are charging.
Some of the cels being offered include acetates which were intended to be used
in the following films:
\(bu\0\0The Little Mermaid
\(bu\0\0The Great Mouse Detective
\(bu\0\0The Black Cauldron
\(bu\0\0and many, many more!
We also have some of the original blank nitrate stock used, for
example, in the first talking Disney cartoon, _Steamboat Willie_, as
well as other classics from this era (Fire insurance available
separately).
Why settle for Sericels or even Limited Edition Cels when you can own the
real thing?
To further add to the authenticity of these pieces, we are also
charging an authentically ridiculous price.
Act now and get your unique blank production cel before they are all
gone!
Contact the Animation Art Editions, Minimalist Art Department
(formerly Surplus Disposal), for further information at
1-800-235-6888... that's 1-800-CEL-OUTT.
One of our artistic consultants will be happy to discuss the details
with you, including arrangement for bank transfers to one of Michael
Eisner's Swiss and Cayman Islands accounts for payment.
Call now!
Operators are standing by!
As we all know, the Academy Award-winning "When You Wish Upon a
Star" from Pinocchio is the official theme song of the Walt Disney
Company.
For many folks, this song nostalgically conjures the magic and wonder
that's so common in the Disney theme parks.
But with the loss of over $1 billion posted by Euro Disney over the
last fiscal year, it takes on a slightly different meaning there...
CONTRIBUTIONS
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Disney's Secret Weapon During Financial Discussions
From all the bad news about Euro-Disney, it seems a wonder that any
bankers would even consider to continue financing the park.
We at DIS' 'n' DAT have long pondered this very question, but it wasn't
until one of our Disney Inciters (Deep Hisssss), explained the
situation.
Trust Disney... just Disney...
Close those books, and laugh with glee!
You can see the park is sound -
Knowing Dis-ney's around.
Sign your check, don't read our numbers,
Please ignore the 'conomists.
Slowly and surely your finances
Will cease to exist.
Trust Disney... just Disney...
Shut your eyes and think "Turkey!"
FDC Column
In this second installment of the FDC column, we once again have an
additional FDC column following this one.
"[Thisis
In this column, we continue the biographies of some more FDC members.
The First Annual FDC Honors Results
[Editor's Note:
The following represents the results of a poll taken by John Howard
among the USENET subscribers of rec.arts.disney.
John has requested that these results be published in DIS' 'n' DAT, so here
they are!]
The FDC Rookie of the Year:
presented by John Howard
Special Honor - Special Achievement Award:
presented by John Howard
The FDC Man of the Year:
presented by Margeret Gerberi (*Tink*)
The FDC Woman of the Year:
presented by Bob Ito
Top 10 Reasons Why the Mighty Ducks Didn't Make the Playoffs
Yes, folks... in a sport where just about every team advances to the
endless post-season, the Ducks are one of the very few teams sitting
on the sidelines.
An Extraordinary Opportunity for Collectors
From the same people who brought you Sericels and Limited Edition Cels...
Euro Disney's Official Theme Song
Copyright (c) 1994 Amberle Ferrian.
Permission is hereby granted to distribute this parody freely for
nonprofit use, so long as this copyright notice is present and credit
is given to the author of this work.
When you lose a billion bucks
Please admit your theme park sucks
Anything that Eisner tries
Will cost still more
Vis-i-tors are very rare
And the French don't want it there
When you lose a billion bucks
You'll soon be poor
Mike's a fool
His park's a total lie
You bet the banks won't buy
His loans out-standing...('standing...)
Euro Dis-ney is a loss
'Best give it the coupe de grace
When you lose a billion bucks
You'll close your doors
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Copyright (c) 1994 Larry Gensch, except where individual copyright is
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All incidents, situations, and events depicted or described in DIS' 'n' DAT
are fictional, and any similarity, without satiric intent, of
characters presented therein to living persons, toons, alleged NHL
teams, or Disney executives is purely coincidental.
So get a life, OK?
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CONTRIBUTING EDITOR
Amberle Ferrian <amberle@epx.cis.umn.edu>
ADVERTISING MANAGER
John Howard <jchjr@wpi.edu>
CONTRIBUTORS
Margeret Gerberi <mgerberi@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu>
John Howard <jchjr@wpi.edu>
Bob Ito <ito@alumni.cs.colorado.edu>
Carol Koster <rich@yensid.ness.com>
Rich Koster <rich@yensid.ness.com>
Sherline Lee <sherline@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
David Uy <daviduy@ee.umr.edu>
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